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Sunday 13th 8pm - £30 Freeze Out.
I lasted all of 30 mins in this, my fave tournament!!
My heart was just not in it, I remember getting ready then getting in the car to get to the Gutshot, on the way there I had one arse jump out in front of me while I was doing 50+mph up to Clapham, then when I got to Elephant and Castle I heard screams and some guy was out cold on the floor, it looked like he was dragged from his car that was still running at the lights.
Then I get to the Gutshot and I await the usual suspects and then some guy challenges me to a game of chess, now I couldn't be arsed with this but played anyway and lost. Normally that would bother me but I didn't care.
Then the tournament started, in the 1st half an hour I played 1 hand and won, then I got KQ late position, I call and everyone folds to one caller.
Flop K 8 J, he bets 500. I call. J he bets 500, I call.
10 - He moves all in and I call. And of course turns a Jack.
But I didn't care, for some reason I just could not be arsed, and even now I can't be. There is the Fourm tournament tonight and guess what, I can't be arsed. I lost $30 last night in a cash game and again I can't be arsed, I don't care.
What is wrong with me!! - I think I'm pokered out.
Suggestions?!
What is wrong with me!!
Sunday 13th 8pm - £30 Freeze Out.
I lasted all of 30 mins in this, my fave tournament!!
My heart was just not in it, I remember getting ready then getting in the car to get to the Gutshot, on the way there I had one arse jump out in front of me while I was doing 50+mph up to Clapham, then when I got to Elephant and Castle I heard screams and some guy was out cold on the floor, it looked like he was dragged from his car that was still running at the lights.
Then I get to the Gutshot and I await the usual suspects and then some guy challenges me to a game of chess, now I couldn't be arsed with this but played anyway and lost. Normally that would bother me but I didn't care.
Then the tournament started, in the 1st half an hour I played 1 hand and won, then I got KQ late position, I call and everyone folds to one caller.
Flop K 8 J, he bets 500. I call. J he bets 500, I call.
10 - He moves all in and I call. And of course turns a Jack.
But I didn't care, for some reason I just could not be arsed, and even now I can't be. There is the Fourm tournament tonight and guess what, I can't be arsed. I lost $30 last night in a cash game and again I can't be arsed, I don't care.
What is wrong with me!! - I think I'm pokered out.
Suggestions?!
What is wrong with me!!
posted by bullett007 at 10:48 AM
6 Comments:
Are you surprised with the amount of poker you've been playing.
You need a shag mate.
Jac Arama told me during the Masterclassics in amsterdam about 4 years ago that he had a recipe for success as far as preparation went:
Make sure you have "a dump and a wank well before the start of a tournament"...The bigger the tournament the more imperative this becomes.
I laughed it off at first but i suppose there is some merit in it..Even it only means you have to spend less time away from the table whilst visiting the lav!!
Say if you have done neither prior to getting to the venue?
I did neither, but instead of a wank what about a shag?
Only problem is I would probably miss the tournament, enigzer bunny me!
:oD
so 3 mins then bullett?
was you hoping for a woman to be reading your post..on a poker blog?
Look Barry, 3 mins is not all that bad (inc foreplay)!!
Yes I was hoping for any women with VGSH to be reading.
But instead all I get is "Barry", lovely!
Barry my greatest memory of you was flopping 2 pair and have you bet into me twice! A6-Baby!!
That makes you ma biach! (Even though it was only a Happy Hour event!)
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